Posts tagged "Thor"
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Notes: 4275 / 6 months ago from thedefenestrationoftonystark (originally from greatbadsleep-deactivated201304)
I do not know.
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
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Notes: 44460 / 9 months ago from losttoysintheattic (originally from hannibaliste)
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
reblogging for the GIF til i heard the audio and died.
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always reblog
Fall for it every time XD
(Source: hannibaliste)
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Notes: 12698 / 10 months ago from losttoysintheattic (originally from romangodfrey)
THE AVENGERS SUMMARY: PART 1
Nick Fury: We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWSLoki: Hey guys I'm back did you miss meHawkeye: I did a littleLoki: K let's see what this spear or whatever doesSpear or whatever: BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERSLoki: Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agentNick Fury: Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing nowAgent Coulson: That might take a really long timeNick Fury: Whatever do it in montageBruce Banner: I'm the cuddliest version of the HulkCapt. Amuricur: Check out my sweet assBlack Widow: Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movieIron Man: When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblockHawkeye: I'm evil rn bblThor: I'm in Asgard atmAgent Coulson: Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch themLoki: I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a partyCapt. Amuricur: We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICAIron Man: Sup CaptainEveryone: GAAAAAAAAAYLATER, IN A PLANEThor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhugLoki: Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even relatedThor: You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beardEveryone: GAAAAAAAAAAYIron Man: IRON GLOMPThor: You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forestSmokey the Bear: But Thor only you can prevent forest firesCapt. Amuricur: GUYS STAWP ITLoki: Eatspopcorn.gifBACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOMBruce Banner: SupIron Man: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybeEveryone: Shit now what the fuck do we shipAFTER MUCH BANTERCapt. Amuricur: What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makersBruce Banner: I am slightly ticked offIron Man: I think you should hulk outCapt. Amuricur: Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal spaceIron Man: Not if I invade yours firstCapt. Amuricur: I am gonna fight you so hard laterIron Man: You smell like justiceEveryone: GAAAAAAAAAAAYHawkeye: Still evil hereEXPLOSIONS OCCURBruce Banner: It's not easy being greenLoki: I am escaping from my cage nowThor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shitIron Man: Fixing things with scienceCapt. Amuricur: Assisting with ab-powerHawkeye: Fucking shit up with ArrowsAgent Coulson: Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shitLoki: I take people no other wayLoki: Lates Onee-sanNick Fury: No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperworkAgent Coulson: Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNick Fury:Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNick Fury:Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitEveryone: He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice.Everyone: Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY -
Notes: 66924 / 10 months ago from losttoysintheattic (originally from villainyforbeginners)
WHYYY.
(Source: villainyforbeginners)
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Notes: 834 / 11 months ago from losttoysintheattic (originally from feralcastiel-deactivated2012112)
I whip Mjolnir back and forth. ugh I need to stop.
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Notes: 4870 / 11 months ago from losttoysintheattic (originally from alicelacasse)
Happy Father’s day, Odin All-Father, the worst parent known throughout the Nine Realms.
THIS IS AMAZING. How did I miss this on my dashboard.
(Source: alicelacasse)
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Notes: 18721 / 11 months ago from losttoysintheattic (originally from crumsonhisjacketses-deactivated)
The sassiest of them all.
Loki. is. the best. princess.
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Notes: 48616 / 11 months ago from shegufta (originally from autumnalequinox)
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Notes: 7904 / 1 year ago from echophoenix (originally from kimlennox)
Haha, BEST line. “Damn.”
(Source: kimlennox)
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Notes: 296 / 1 year ago from davidxshayne (originally from nevercloseoureyesxxo)
Aside from Loki getting thrown around, this was the funniest part in the movie :D
HAHAHA, those were my two favorite parts too. I don’t know why this was so funny, but I definitely laughed extremely inappropriately and loudly in the theater. I think I cried. xD
(Source: nevercloseoureyesxxo)
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