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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:27:36 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 04:22:07 -0400

losttoysintheattic: A friend of mine from Tumblr is coming to visit me next month. My dad asked...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:16:38 -0400

A friend of mine from Tumblr is coming to visit me next month. My dad asked where she was from, and I said Austria. He goes: …Wait, does she speak English? And I very sarcastically answered “No.” And he goes: Then how the hell do you understand each other and communicate?

MY MOTHER, who I was on the phone with on speaker phone responds, IN ALL SERIOUSNESS with: “Pictures of naked British men, and cats.”

Copy/pasted from Skype because I cannot stop laughing long enough to type this.

That is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

delinquentunicorn: ok but like one librarian got the harry potter series dewey decimal numbers as a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:11:10 -0400

delinquentunicorn:

ok but like one librarian got the harry potter series dewey decimal numbers as a taTTOO

i feel like this is old news but i just discovered it today and i can’t tell if im jealous or in love

feathers-theangel: cl0thes0ff: the lizards are just like what....

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:05:38 -0400

feathers-theangel:

cl0thes0ff:

the lizards are just like what. the. fuck.

what even are cats

twitterthecomic: *bear in scrubs walks into waiting...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:08 -0400

twitterthecomic:

*bear in scrubs walks into waiting room*”Sorry to be the bear-er of bad news but I’m a bear and your son died cause bears can’t do surgery”

— Joe (@lazy_joe_)

May 12, 2013

fadedhues: qchord: so before i saw les mis i thought javert was pronounced “haverrr” and enjolras...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:38:39 -0400

fadedhues:

qchord:

so before i saw les mis i thought javert was pronounced “haverrr”

and enjolras was “en-yol-rrrras”

i guess i was thinking of the mexican version

you know, where juan valjuan steals a quesadilla

#LOS MISERABLOS!

Michel: My neighbor had this dog, a frisky little scamp that used to love to yap to his friends all night long. It was /so/ cute. Then one day he /disappeared/! I /told/ the police what I knew, but sadly the adorable little chatterbox was never found! It was tragic.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:26:00 -0400

Michel: My neighbor had this dog, a frisky little scamp that used to love to yap to his friends all night long. It was /so/ cute. Then one day he /disappeared/! I /told/ the police what I knew, but sadly the adorable little chatterbox was never found! It was tragic.
Lorelai: You got rid of a dog?!
Michel: Nooo.
Lorelai: How could you get rid of a dog?!
Michel: I will gladly show you the transcript from the lawyer and the results of the lie detector test.
Lorelai: You’re heinous!
Michel: And very well rested.

outlaw-monarch: liberatedlunatic: outlaw-monarch: I don’t...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:13:40 -0400

outlaw-monarch:

liberatedlunatic:

outlaw-monarch:

I don’t know why more tumblr people don’t watch Gilmore Girls, really. Michel alone would be worth it.

no, really: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed8J3YZ0FpI

TRUE STORY.

I would find a gif to respond to dees, but I cannot. I HAVE ENNUI.

THE GOLDFARBS ARE ERWOHL!

outlaw-monarch: I don’t know why more tumblr people don’t watch...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:22 -0400

outlaw-monarch:

I don’t know why more tumblr people don’t watch Gilmore Girls, really. Michel alone would be worth it.

no, really: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed8J3YZ0FpI

TRUE STORY.

panasonicyouth: obstinatecondolement: do-you-have-a-flag: g-er...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:49:39 -0400

panasonicyouth:

obstinatecondolement:

do-you-have-a-flag:

g-erti:

Every Series, Every Episode!

StarTrek.com has made every episode available for streaming on their website! (and there doesn’t seem to be any indication that its only temporary!)

Have a series you’ve been meaning to watch? Can’t afford Netflix? No problem! Go forth; all of Star Trek is now at your disposal!

quietly slips this to any interested followers of mine

Guuuuys, watch Star Trek with meeeee.

I HOPE THIS IS STILL UP NEXT YEAR WHEN I START THE SHOW.

socially constructed doesn't mean imaginary

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:15:03 -0400

pervocracy:

josiahd:

Socially constructed stuff is still there and people still have to deal with it.

See also: psychological, emotional, “in your head.” My head is real, and things that happen in it may be personal and subjective, but they’re not nonexistent.

This reminded me of: “Radical feminism is sort of entwined with postmodernism, in which fuckin’ everything is a social construct, which works very nicely I guess until the moment you step outside, defy the social construct of a ‘crosswalk’, and are flattened by a speeding social construct.” Still my favorite thing I’ve ever seen on Cliff’s blog, if not the Internet.

baboushkat: do you ever go to reblog something where someone is saying something really dumb and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:54:56 -0400

baboushkat:

do you ever go to reblog something where someone is saying something really dumb and you start typing out an angry, frustrated response to their stupidity and then halfway through you think “its not worth it. there is no way i can conquer all the stupidity” and close the window because that happens to me a lot

thewhaleridingvulcan: harukuro: This is brilliant ! Star...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:49:21 -0400

thewhaleridingvulcan:

harukuro:

This is brilliant !

Star Trek Into Darkness VS Rise of the Guardians by Milady666

This is AWESOME!!!

thelittleskribbler: Naked Cas tied up and with wings - what a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:43:56 -0400

thelittleskribbler:

Naked Cas tied up and with wings - what a combination holy! I got really inspired by a photography I saw yesterday and that’s the result.

chubbymon: loverofscythe: Shellter, the kitten that died in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:38:25 -0400

chubbymon:

loverofscythe:

Shellter, the kitten that died in the animal shelter cause no one wanted it and then became a ghost.

… !!!

thelowlybible: I know you guys are nervous about Yahoo buying out Tumblr, but the CEO of Yahoo...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:01:46 -0400

thelowlybible:

I know you guys are nervous about Yahoo buying out Tumblr, but the CEO of Yahoo dressed her newborn in a tomato suit, so I’m pretty sure we’re safe.

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.: Dear Yahoo,

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:01:27 -0400

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.: Dear Yahoo,:

thefrogman:

First, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful tumblr community. Most of us just sign up for free, but I guess paying a billion dollars works too.

A lot of us are apprehensive about your presence in our space. I’m afraid we don’t like change very much. Whenever something…

killjoyinacape: ingoschoicecaboose: WHAT THE FUCK IS MOUNTAIN...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:58:33 -0400

killjoyinacape:

ingoschoicecaboose:

WHAT THE FUCK IS MOUNTAIN DEW MADE OUT OF

Tinkerbell Blood.

Doubleplus untrue.

theodorepython: liberatedlunatic: sandpuppeteer: casualcynic: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:55:30 -0400

theodorepython:

liberatedlunatic:

sandpuppeteer:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

If I ever get money, I’m going to do stuff like this. Especially for artists.

Nice. I hope the manager understood the customer’s intent and gave the $999.58 to the waitress directly rather than putting it in the tip pool as it would be otherwise.

“Hi I’m Tumblr user liberatedlunatic and I felt the need to rain on a nice story with cynical thoughts.”