1. Notes: 3715 / 29 minutes ago  from the-bucky-barnes (originally from pattinson-mcguinness)

    mariesammy:

    me at work

    (Source: pattinson-mcguinness)

  2. Notes: 103483 / 2 hours ago  from the-bucky-barnes (originally from chandra75)

    mst3kman:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    ikkimikki:

    the-feminist-fangirl:

    chandra75:

    George Takei,

    You rule. 

    George Takei is a beautiful human being.

    I love George Takei!

    George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

    It is the best thing

    LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D

    Is this man even real?

  3. Notes: 350971 / 4 hours ago  from outlaw-monarch (originally from bohemian-napsody)

    lokeleo:

    andthenewt:

    weirdnessloveandscifi:

    bohemian-napsody:

    very fucking punny you shits

    teeth

    with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

    actual humor

  4. Notes: 33643 / 6 hours ago  from outlaw-monarch (originally from terrakion)
    the-ladydeadpool:

This is the best Tweet ever.

    the-ladydeadpool:

    This is the best Tweet ever.

    (Source: terrakion)

     
  5. Notes: 232209 / 7 hours ago  from shegufta (originally from foodtrucker)

    gnawruto:

    foodtrucker:

    I manage to turn everything into crap wow

    yes that’s called digestion

    (Source: foodtrucker)

  6. Notes: 315456 / 9 hours ago  from the-bucky-barnes (originally from dpaf)
  7. Notes: 471523 / 11 hours ago  from losttoysintheattic (originally from tomhiddles)

    castielismycherrypie:

    spoken-not-written:

    incognito-burrito:

    moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

    watermelonfucker:

    bicorn:

    a-skyofdiamonds:

    “I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

    I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

     

    Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

    WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

     I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

    THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

    YOU CRUMB

  8. Notes: 28334 / 13 hours ago  from the-bucky-barnes (originally from gingerhaze)

    (Source: gingerhaze)

     
  9. Notes: 493583 / 14 hours ago  from shegufta (originally from cvn-t)
    zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

    zaynhappened:

    hatchworthsmoustache:

    missjraffe:

    cvn-t:

    The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

    I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

    #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

    TITTY CROISSANTS

     
  10. Notes: 32768 / 15 hours ago  from losttoysintheattic (originally from ellendegeneres)
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Moriarty was real.
I believe in Sherlock.
 
 

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